All there ever seems to be on the news each day is a new scandal or controversy caused by some big celeb, politician or organisation, which always goes unanswered for, as something else occurs immediately after to attract our frustration before something else takes the baton.

Well a scandal that I would like to bring to everybody’s attention, as far as I’m concerned, has had little if any media attention on it at all, and should in reality result in a public lawsuit of millions against Sony for all consumers of the PS5 console and it’s Dual Sense companion controller.

It’s time to a take a break from the over bearing responsibilities of working in the big city, and instead apply yourself to slave labour in a back-water town, completing drug runs, covering for your parents who’ve bailed town for masterminding an illegal gambling ring.

A reboot for the Saint’s Row branding, but you won’t find no 3-foot purple Saint’s fleur branded floppy dildo bats in this 2020’s woke version; a more civilised experience for all varieties of cowgirls, cowboys and cowtrans.

Now this is a trip down memory lane. My first ever game on the PS2, rereleased on the PS4. Back on the PS2, I didn’t originally have a memory card, so remember having to leave the PS2 on overnight to save my progress in the campaign. Thank god I’m no longer poor.

Not a boast, just a fact that I’ve owned a disc edition PS5 for awhile now at retail price. So get over it already, just cos you’re all stuck on 8 year old PS Four/Poor garbage (FYI, I have only a mattress and TV on the floor of my room, currently eating out of a tin of beans heated over a tea light candle).