Jun 11 2013

Nice to see you’ve finally arrived!

Welcome to TheLateGamer.com. The place where it’s fine to be late on playing last year’s
triple-A games, and waiting until next year to catch up on today’s releases.

Samiby

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May 05 2017

Late Zero Time Dilemma Review

This is the third and final installment in the Zero Escape trilogy. I didn’t play the first game, I enjoyed that of what I played in the second title, though my 20-hour save file corrupted, but having got the gist of the story, was willing to give the third one a try. It’s certainly playable.

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May 05 2017

A Love/Hate Relationship with GTX 970 SLI

I was none other than seriously pissed whilst playing Far Cry 4 a few years back on my newly purchased GTX 970, an upgrade from my year old GTX 770, only for the game to micro stutter. The micro-stuttering was all down to the fact that Nvidia had cheaped out, instead of installing 4gb of DDR5 VRAM, had only used 3.5gb of DDR5 and topped it off with 0.5gb of DDR3 memory, memory that was pulling the rest of the VRAM down. Such a fucking joke of a card, which I recommend that you buy one today!
 

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Apr 26 2017

Kids To Censor Themselves?

I’m an advocate for enforcing censoring and ensuring that young people aren’t exposed to materials that are deemed unsuitable for them, usually so they don’t grow up with some mental disorder. With video games, there is a big difference between a game for 7-year-olds with bright colours and whimsical characters, and an 18+ game that encourages to butcher people up and uses the acts of committing crimes as an objective.
 
 

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Apr 25 2017

Late McPixel Review

What can I say about a game that doesn’t have much of a derivative to it. All you do is click around the screen and watch an animation. A game that should take no more than a few hours to 100% complete, instead took me 4 years, putting me to sleep every time I booted it up. What can I say?

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Apr 21 2017

Late Dragon Age Inquisition Review

As with DA2, Inquisition isn’t quite like its predecessors with plenty of jarring differences but at least amazing graphics. You’d be best off thinking of this as a 60 hour dating sim in which you’re going to experience a lot of rejection, increasing the protagonist’s blue balls bursting stat.

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Apr 15 2017

Late Epistory Review

I got this in the recent Humble Bundle for peanuts and vaguely remember it being mentioned on the Internet when it was first released. Just don’t make the same mistake I made thinking that Epistory stands for Epic Story and also that the game would be any good.

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Mar 31 2017

Late Pokémon Trading Card Game Review

What I believe to be a hidden gem for the Gameboy Color system, overlooked by the regular Pokémon rpg games of the time, Pokémon Trading Card Game was a great game encouraging strategic thought development using Pokémon cards I didn’t have to pay for.

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Mar 30 2017

Late Dragon Age 2 Review

As long as you don’t make the mistake of going into this game expecting more Dragon Age Origins, you’ll do fine. Whilst it plays more like Telltale’s The Walking Dead, you can still enjoy a Dragon Age themed story and get a workout on your virtual legs.

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Mar 17 2017

Late Assassin’s Creed: Freedom Cry Review

Ubisoft have done it again. They release mediocre games as a main instalment, then bring out the greatest expansion packs ever. Far Cry 3, boring after Vaas dies, Blood Dragon on the other hand, action intensive and should have been the main release. Same with Black Flag and Freedom Cry.

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Mar 13 2017

Late Dragon Age: Origins Review

The main character is usually mute in conversations, only being sometimes heard battle crying into battle or interacting with objects. I set my character’s voice to be arrogant I believe, which just resulted in him saying over and over “Would you like a ladder, so that you can get off my back!”.

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