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Played on PS4. Released 8th April 2022. ‘Late’ly completed 19th September 2022. Socially behind: 5 Months
It’s time to a take a break from the over bearing responsibilities of working in the big city, and instead apply yourself to slave labour in a back-water town, completing drug runs, covering for your parents who’ve bailed town for masterminding an illegal gambling ring.
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Played on PS4. Released 23rd August 2022. ‘Late’ly completed 18th September 2022. Socially behind: 1 Month
A reboot for the Saint’s Row branding, but you won’t find no 3-foot purple Saint’s fleur branded floppy dildo bats in this 2020’s woke version; a more civilised experience for all varieties of cowgirls, cowboys and cowtrans.
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Played on PS4. Re-released 18th January 2019. ‘Late’ly re-completed 29th April 2022. Socially behind: 3 Years & 3 Months…?
Now this is a trip down memory lane. My first ever game on the PS2, rereleased on the PS4. Back on the PS2, I didn’t originally have a memory card, so remember having to leave the PS2 on overnight to save my progress in the campaign. Thank god I’m no longer poor.
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Released 19th November 2020. ‘Late’ly acquired 24th July 2021. Socially behind: 8 Months
Not a boast, just a fact that I’ve owned a disc edition PS5 for awhile now at retail price. So get over it already, just cos you’re all stuck on 8 year old PS Four/Poor garbage (FYI, I have only a mattress and TV on the floor of my room, currently eating out of a tin of beans heated over a tea light candle).
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Played on PS5. Released 3rd December 2020. ‘Late’ly completed 12th December 2021. Socially behind: 1 Year
A love letter to a goddess out of my league. Whilst Fenyx (female avatar) may just be a figment of some writer’s imagination, she reminded me of a good friend of mine, whom under different circumstances, I would have asked out years ago. It was nice to feel close to her again.
Here on TheLateGamer.com, we want to ensure that gamers are protected from the drummed up hype of the publishers and get the real facts on the games being announced this week. We here are no fanboys/girls, and take no stand (or bribes) with any of the publishers, forming our own opinions on what will be good and bad amongst the evidence of release trailers provided. The games chosen are based on a combination of release trailers and of my experience of any previous titles in the series. We hope that you can appreciate that we also had to cut through a lot of cringe this year.
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Played on PS4. Released 4th November 2016. ‘Late’ly completed 25th May 2017. Socially behind: 6 Months
Let’s first address the elephant in the room. Yes, the game’s trailer is still the 2nd most disliked video on YouTube and yes, I did jump on the hilarious bandwagon at the time in disliking it, but having since played it, now regret putting down one of the best COD games released in aeons.
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Played on 3DS. Released 28th June 2016. ‘Late’ly completed 2nd May 2017. Socially behind: 10 Months
This is the third and final installment in the Zero Escape trilogy. I can’t say I played the first game, I enjoyed that of what I played in the second title, though my 20-hour save file corrupted, but having got the gist of the story, was willing to give the third one a try. It’s certainly playable.
I was none other than seriously p*ssed whilst playing Far Cry 4 a few years back on my newly purchased GTX 970, an upgrade from my year old GTX 770, only for the game to micro stutter. The micro-stuttering was all down to the fact that Nvidia had cheaped out, instead of installing 4GB of DDR5 VRAM, had only used 3.5GB of DDR5 and topped it off with 0.5GB of DDR3 memory, memory that was pulling the rest of the VRAM down. An absolute joke of a card, which I recommend that you purchase one today!
I’m an advocate for enforcing censoring and ensuring that young people aren’t exposed to materials that are deemed unsuitable for them, usually so they don’t grow up with some mental disorder. With video games, there is a big difference between a game for 7-year-olds with bright colours and whimsical characters, and an 18+ game that encourages to butcher people up and uses the acts of committing crimes as an objective.
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Played on PC. Released 25th June 2012. ‘Late’ly completed 24th April 2017. Socially behind: 4 Years & 10 Months
What can I say about a game that doesn’t have much of a derivative to it. All you do is click around the screen and watch an animation. A game that should take no more than a few hours to 100% complete, instead took me 4 years, putting me to sleep every time I booted it up. What can I say?
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Played on PC. Released 18th November 2014. ‘Late’ly completed 1st March 2017. Socially behind: 2 Years & 3 Months
As with DA2, Inquisition isn’t quite like its predecessors with plenty of jarring differences but at least amazing graphics. You’d be best off thinking of this as a 60 hour dating sim in which you’re going to experience a lot of rejection, increasing the protagonist’s blue balls bursting stat.
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Played on PC. Released 16th March 2016. ‘Late’ly completed 30th March 2017. Socially behind: 1 Year
I got this in the recent Humble Bundle for peanuts and vaguely remember it being mentioned on the Internet when it was first released. Just don’t make the same mistake I made thinking that Epistory stands for Epic Story and also that the game would be any good.
